All I'm Tryin' To Do Is Love Life

Names Nate, love soccer and my friends. Writing is a new found passion of me.Oh, and I swear I was born with headphones on, and a soccerball at my feet. I think that is all y'all need to know at this point in time. :)


My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

(Source: sassybabooshka, via gettinoffandgettiniton)